10 aprilie 2008

8

Am primit leapsa de la Andra
8 ganduri kre imi vin in minte acum:

  1. Ce o sa fac azi?
  2. Sa ma duc sau sa nu ma duc inapoi la somn?
  3. Cu ce sa ma imbrac azi?
  4. Sper sa fie cald afara
  5. Abia astept sa ma duc diseara in x-cave
  6. Mi-e foame,cred k o sa mananc ceva
  7. Vreau k ziua de azi sa fie mai buna dekt cea de ieri
  8. Nu mai stiu ce sa scriu k is obosita tare
Dau leapsa mai departe : Raluk si Ady

04 aprilie 2008

The 11th Husband....


A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin".

"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times.?"

"Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

"Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me.

"Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

"Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

"Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method.

"Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

"Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.

"Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.

"Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it.

"Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was..... God I miss him.

" But now that I've married you, I'm so excited".

"Wonderful", said the husband, "but why?


"Your're with the
"GOVERNMENT"..

This time I KNOW I'M gonna get screwed."

One


One song can spark a moment,
One flower can wake the dream.
One tree can start a forest,
One bird can herald spring.

One smile begins a friendship,
One handclasp lifts a soul.
One star can guide a ship at sea,
One word can frame the goal.

One vote can change a nation,
One sunbeam lights a room
One candle wipes out darkness, One laugh will conquer gloom.

One step must start each journey.
One word must sta t each prayer.
One hope will raise our spirits; One touch can show you care.

One voice can speak with wisdom,
One heart can know what's true,
One life can make a difference, You see, it's up to you!

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If you look at what you do not have in life, you don't have anything,
If you look at what you have in life, you have everything.. .

:)



A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his
mother
in the doctors office.
He inquisitively asked the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"
She replied, "I'm having a baby."
With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"
She answered, "He sure is."
Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"
She said, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby."
With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked,

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"Then why did you eat him?"

01 aprilie 2008

Sick of "friends"

M-am km saturat de asa-zisii "prieteni".Azi mi s-a dovedit k nu sunt prieteni...In momentul in kre ii ajutzi,le faci favoruri sunt cei mai buni prt,t ajuta,sunt langa u dak le spui cv kre lor nu l convine si l vb frumos ei t trateaza q scarba si iti vorbesc k si knd ai fi ultimul om de pe pamant.Iti spun k esti d treaba,rad q tine,stau q tine iar apoi te trateaza in ultimul hal si iti vb fara respect , te injura . te vorbesc pe la spate si etc...In fine...astia is oamenii...o sa se invete minte pana la urma si o sa-si tina gura pe viitor dar trebuie sa invete din greseli . trebuie sa se loveask d aceeasi prostie pana se invata minte ;)

Daca-Rudyard Kipling

De poţi să nu-ţi pierzi capul, cînd toţi în jurul tău
şi l-au pierdut pe-al lor, găsindu-ţi ţie vină;
de poţi, atunci cînd toţi te cred nedemn şi rău
să nu-ţi pierzi nici o clipă încrederea în tine;
de poţi s-aştepţi oricît, fără să-ţi pierzi răbdarea,
de rabzi să fii minţit fără ca tu să minţi,
sau cînd, hulit de oameni, tu nu cu răzbunarea
să vrei a le răspunde, dar nici cu rugăminţi;

De poţi visa, dar fără să te robeşti visării,
de poţi gîndi, dar fără să-ţi faci din asta ţel,
de poţi să nu cazi pradă nicicînd dezesperării,
succesul şi dezastrul primindu-le la fel;
de rabzi s-auzi cuvîntul rostit cîndva de tine,
răstălmăcit de oameni, ciuntit şi prefăcut;
de poţi să-ţi vezi idealul distrus şi din ruine
să-l reclădeşti cu-ardoarea fierbinte din trecut;

De poţi risca pe-o carte întreaga ta avere
şi tot ce-ai strîns o viaţă să pierzi într-un minut,
şi-atunci, fără a scoate o vorbă de durere
să-ncepi agoniseala cu calm, de la-nceput;
şi dacă corpul tău uzat şi obosit
îl vei putea forţa să-ţi mai slujească încă,
numai cu străşnicia Voinţei tale şi-astfel
să steie peste vreme aşa precum o stîncă;

De poţi vorbi mulţimii fără să minţi şi dacă
te poţi plimba cu regii făr-a te îngîmfa,
de nici amici, nici duşmani nu pot vreun rău să-ţi facă
pentru că doar dreptatea e călăuza ta;
şi dacă poţi să umbli minuta trecătoare
să nu pierzi nici o filă din al vieţii tom,
al tău va fi Pămîntul, cu bunurile-i toate
şi, ceea ce-i mai mult chiar, să ştii, vei fi un OM !

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